Into the Cosmos

So I woke up today saying to myself "why not take over the world today". Ok ok no not really, but i was getting on my computer to look at some updates on wiz101 central. So then i decided to check Miltons blog, i mean who doesn't right? So i clicked on best blogs since i know that miltons blog is awsome (and because it hd been there for a long time). Then I found another blog had been added. I clicked on the link and i was trasported into the gap between dimentions where the great slug eats unexspecting rocks. The slug was soooooo massive it hardly would fit on the tip of my pinky finger.
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We are also know as:

Every
Villan
Is
Lemons

Also known as evil. (spongebob)

Ok back to reality. The slug then talked to me saying "TAKE ME TO YOU LITER." At that very moment I was transport past the screaming Video game meadows, past the toaster, and finally landed in the Garden of Heavenly Donkeys of area 51.
"WAIT STOP THE FLASHBACK AND CHECK IF YOUR WAFFLES ARE DONE"
Ok ok ok what really happened after i clicked on the link was i found out it was some guy's blog named Into The Cosmos. I liked the name until i saw the username, cosmo23 ugh that is sooooo 2009. Then i looked closer at the username and suddenly.................. i realized i accidently left my DS in the freezer.

HAHAHA Wow that was awful. Thanks everyone for checking up on my blog and i guess liking it too, and for putting me on the best blogs list.