Unique

Of course, it is that time of year again. I've always disliked the holidays. Good for you if you enjoy them, go ahead by all means. But I'm happy in my cave stealing all of the children's presents, minus my heart growing [that's a serious health problem!].

Though I do find joy out of my family enjoying the holidays. But me, myself, couldn't hate it more. Any other cynical Grinches out there? We should make a team. :p

Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Moaning all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
How horrible it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight
[Oh god no]

Oh, don't jingle bells, don't jingle bells
Please jingle all the way over there
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh [away from you]
Don't jingle bells, don't jingle bells
Don't jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh [away from you]

A day or two ago
I thought I'd be alright
And soon Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my side [Save me]
The horse was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his lot [Me too, bud]
We got into a drifted bank
And then we got upsot

Oh, don't jingle bells, don't jingle bells
Please jingle all the way over there
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh [away from you]
Don't jingle bells, don't jingle bells
Don't jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh [away from you]

Oh, don't jingle bells, don't jingle bells
Please jingle all the way over there
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh [away from you]
Don't jingle bells, don't jingle bells
Don't jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh [away from you]


I would explain myself on my dislike of the holidays, but that is another entry. ;)
♫ Don't jingle bells, don't jingle bells; do it over there ♪ - Don't get me started on Christmas carols. xD

~ Jas