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Where can I even begin. I can't count the number of Hoards KI released this year. I really dislike them even though KI makes them for profit. (For those who want to contradict me, I will deny each and every one.) I REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE HATE HATE HATE THIS PACK. Particularly. WAHHH.
*cough*
Excuse me.

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Now. Lets look at the content. *brrgh.*
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You know, one of the really only good things about this pack is this adorable, fuzzy wuzzy cute wittle thing. Hatch list; you're number one little thing.

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Oh, excuse me, I was getting a little to happy. I remember what the jackpot is, getting the three spells again.

lolrofllikeididn'tseehthatcomingLOLOLOL.

I hate when KI offers spells in Hoards. It's especially money wasting when ther'es like a 0.000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of getting the spell you want. Sure, you can get a spell, but noooo, it's not school specific. (I wanted a Luminous Weaver...) The spells aren't even so good anyways. Ironically, Luminous Weaver's is terrible. It weakes your damage and has a weaker damage than Seraph. (roflzomgsochaguedideiaKingzizlez.) Keeper of the Flame is slightly useless. And Brimstone Revenant has the most boring effect since Imp.

Oh, excuse me, I was getting just a bid sad. I should be enragingly irritated. Lets look upon what they have to offer for the gear.

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Yes... okay... Decent looking gear, nice and wizardy. (Sort of glad there's a wizard looking clothing set.) Ugly wand... eww, um, though decent effects not really good, rather try my luck for a Mandolin... okay... oh okay good no damage gear, wait wait a second. I was reading through the list and remember that Life can now get a 60+% resist. I'm Life, but say wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?

I really can care less about the gear for other schools. But this for Life is really sort of OP in 1v1. Why?
+ They can still get good heal boosts +
+ They don't focus on damage, yet with boosts they can manage good hits +
+ Mix this with high universal resist... +

[B]Ding ding ding. Detected OPness.[/B]

KI, I hope you know we're raging on you for unbalancing the game. It's like you listen to us on one day and then the other, you're like, "You know what? I don't really feel like listening to things that are really obvious. Lets make something that makes no sense and unbalances the game." ("Yeah good idea John.") I know I said before that GS was a little useless, but now GS in PvP skyrockets in OPness mostly because they'd be harder to kill.

Oh, and instead of making new spells, they used re-old templates for "new spells" in TC's. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

And then there's that extra stuff that makes people angry.

And then here's my grade.
GRADE: D+

Boo you Kingsisle. This hoard was so baddd.
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