Chapter 73: The Moon, or Bust!
ALex, Luke, and Fred exit the teleporter
Alex: Wow, they don't call it the Moon Chamber for nothing. Eh?
Fred: Sniff, Sniff, wait, I SMELL ICE CREAM!
Luke: Howa cana youa smella icea creama?
Fred: I was born with a gift. The gift of scent!
They see the Sword of Ice Cream on a Shrine
Alex: Wait! My Canadian senses are tingling! Eh?
Ptolemos drops from the ceeling
Ptolemos: Yes! It is I, Ptolemos, the God of the Moon! ANd because of that, I have a Moon behind me that follows me wherever I go. Pretty cool, huh?
Fred: Actually, that's kinda dumb.
Ptolemos: YOU DARE JUDGE I, THE MASTER OF THE MOON?! WELL, LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!
He moons them, which knocks them against the wall
Fred: Urrrgh, I want ice cream, YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I WANT ICE CREAM!
Fred turn green, and gets buff quickly, and grows twice his size
Fred: ME GET ICE CREAM!
He beats up Ptolemos, and breaks his moon in half, and gets the sword, and then turns back to normal
Luke: Yesa! Wea havea one ofa the 3a swordsa nowa!
Fred: First, SUNDAE TIME!
He makes ice cream flood the room
Everybody: YAAAAAAAAAAAYA! Eh?
End of Chapter